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Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!
funny friends quotes
Husband in susral telling 2 wife: aoo sex karen
wife: Nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai sharm ati hai mujhe
Husbnd: mere baap ka ghar koi chakla hai jo roz tyar hoti ho..
Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta
Jab Bandook hi Nahi Chalti to goliyan kiss kaam ki,
Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hai
Boy; 18 saal ki ladki me.
kyuki ispe MOO lagao to JISM k unn hisson me bhi jaan aa jati hai jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
naughty messages to boyfriend
Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
Doctor,
main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.
Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..
Cycle ke mistri ne suhagrat ko apni wife ko pani waley tube mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Ruk jara cheak kr lu tujhe kahi phle se chhed to nahi hai
Ak Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga
Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.
naughty good morning text messages for her
Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend
Pathan said: Can i kiss u?
Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove
Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?
Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.
Pathan: can i fuck u?
Girl:No their are my menses period.
Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.
Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.
Brazier & Underwear
BOY:
main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
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GIRL:
seedhi trha kyu nahi kehte k undrwear or bra utaar du !!!
in Adult SMS
Dentist Naughty Joke
Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
“Madam U r holding my balls !”
Lady:
“I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “
naughty messages for girlfriend
in Adult SMS
Pathan & Condom
PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..
DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..
PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..
DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..
PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..
PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..
Dard Hota Hai
Lady Teachr: Zero mein 1 Dalain to kia hota hai?
Girl: chup rahi!
Teachr
Ghusse se:
Jawab do
Zero me 1 Dalian to kia hota hai?
Girl: Boht Dard hota hai..
in Adult SMS
Beautiful Child
Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
Boy:
“A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.
in Adult SMS
Night Rate
Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is “Nitrate” ? Ladki sharma kr boli:- Sir, Night rate 1500/- aur Hotel charges alag se
in Adult SMS
Josh
Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
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hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!
naughty messages for fiance
in Adult SMS
Totla
1 totla texi driver 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.
Policeman: lrkiyon ko le k kahan ja rhe ho?
Totla: chodne!
Policeman: kya bkwas ki?
Totla: o g 1 ko park m chodna he or 1 ko agle stop pe chodna he.
Itne m tesri larki cheekhti he
kya bkwas kr rhe ho?
Totla: tm khamosh rho wrna tmhe yaheen chod don ga.
in Adult SMS
Tags: Chudai SMS
Wazarat-e-Sehat
Girl 2 Boy frnd: Batao larkian Braizer Q phanti hain?
Boy: ta k Breast ziada bubling na karen.
Girl: No! Khula doodh Sehat k liye Muzir hai.
(wazarat-e-sehat)
in Adult SMS
Anyone
Old man married a young girl!
On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
Old man replied!
No dear choose any one!
Merry Marlow
Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya
Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?
Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha
Usne kha:
“Merry Marlow”
bus mai ne maardi.
naughty flirty text messages for her
Tags: Pathan Dirty SMS
Atif Aslam Pehli Nazar Remix
Atif Aslam’s sexy Remix
Pehli Nazar Mei Kaisa Gando Kr Dia
Tera Lun Betha Hai Mera Khara
Jane Kya Hoga Kya Hoga Kya Pta
Is Lun Ko Le Le Aa Le Le Zara
Lun Hai Khara
9 Inch Bara
Meri Jholi Pe Aa Jhool Ja
O Jan e jan
le lo zra
mri jholi pe aa jhul ja aa
Baby I fucK U
Baby I fuck u so more
Baby i fuck U.
in Adult SMS
Tags: Fucking SMS, Sexy SMS
Brazier
Dr:Zor se saans lain Lambi saans or lambi.
Achank awaz ia
“katak”
Dr:lagta hai Aap ki pasli toot gai hai
Girl:kminay nahi mera brazier phat gya hai…….!
in Adult SMS
7up!
7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy
1 Aurat Ne Pocha:
Are You Advertising For Condoms?
Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye
7.UP” ka Add Hy.
in Adult SMS
Tags: Condom SMS
Apple Juice
Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy….!!
in Adult SMS
Beizzati
Super Hit Beizzati!
Bv: “Agar Tumhare pas zindgi k 30 min bache hon to kya karoge?
Husband:”of course darling sex kronga”
Bv:”Baqi k 29 minutes kya kro gay?
in Adult SMS
Leg Piece
Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia
Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj sadi v zanani hundi ‘Sanu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi.
Vegetarian
Why are pure Vegetarian Women silent during SEX…..?
They are in state of shock that a Piece of Meat can give so much pleasure….
in Adult SMS
Condoms
Teacher:
Why Love Is Better Than War…?
Student: Because Condoms Are AviLabLe In Cheaper Rates Than Weapons…
in Adult SMS
Tags: Condom SMS
Haath Mein Dena Tha
Girl Salad banate hoe Nokrani se:
1 lamba sa kheera dena
Ouch. . . . Aaahh . . . .Uffff . .
Mar gai.
Ullu ki patthi Haath me dene ko kaha tha
in Adult SMS
Sexy Installation
Boy: Kia may ap ka software dekh sakta hoo? Girl: Ok lekin Pehlay mujhay apna hardware to dikao! Boy: (Dikhatey huway) Girl: oh ap ka processor to Intel P4 hay! Boy: thanks… Ab may isay install kar loo? Girl: Haa magar meri software zara nazuk hay. Apnay hardware ko anti virus cover laga kar aaram say install karo. Lekin time kitna lageyga? Boy: installation to 5 minute may hojayegi lekin folder 9 mahiney me khuley ga.
in Adult SMS
Tags: Sexy SMS
Adult Poem
Hum ne Jurrat jo dikhayi to bora man gyi
Hadd hr ek mitayi to bora man gyi
Khod hi kehti koi talluq na rakho
Dosri bachi phansayi to bora man gyi
Khod hi boli muje chho k mujhe sona krdo
Hum ne chhati jo dabayi to bora man gyi
Hum se kehti thi k pasand lollypop hen
Hum ne lulli jo dikhayi to bora man gyi
Uski lene k liye uski bajane k liye
Hum ne khatya jo bichhayi to bora man gyi
Us ne pocha k kali phool kese banti hey Faraz
Hum ne kr d ch**dayi to bora man gyi
in Adult SMS
Tags: Adult Shayari SMS, Faraz Dirty SMS, Gandi Shayari SMS
Adult Ghazal
Agar men hadd se barh jaon, muje maaf krdena
Tere opar men charh jaon, muje maaf krdena
Yunhi Jhatkey se daal dena tow meri aadat hey
Kabhi esa jo kar jaaon, muje maaf krdena
Raste men tuje dekh k teri lene ki khatir
Tuje ley k ghar jaaon, muje maaf krdena
Tere periods hun or meri khwari barh jaye
Men teri saheli pe charh jao, muje maaf krdena
in Adult SMS
Ladies Milk
Ladies milk ke five ( Advantages )
(1) garm nahin kiya ja sakta.
(2) bile nahin p sakti.
(3) har umar k mard ki pasand.
(4) khubsurat paking main.
(5) eik k sath dosra free….?
Harami Friend
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Chudai SMS, Sexy SMS
DON
Larki Bachay Sy:
Apni luli Nikalo..
BACHA: OK..
LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..
BACHA:
“DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.
in Dirty SMS
No Balance!
Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai
in Dirty SMS
Tharki
Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,
Kya?
Socho?
Nahi pata?
Un k pyary pyary bary bary
.
.
Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..
in Dirty SMS
Poo!
Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai
nahi pata
wait
poooon.
in Dirty SMS
Lun Ke Sath!
A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.
Dr:”Lun”k sath .
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Condom SMS
Payment Done!
1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”
Atif Aslam Pehli Nazar Remix
Atif Aslam’s sexy Remix
Pehli Nazar Mei Kaisa Gando Kr Dia
Tera Lun Betha Hai Mera Khara
Jane Kya Hoga Kya Hoga Kya Pta
Is Lun Ko Le Le Aa Le Le Zara
Lun Hai Khara
9 Inch Bara
Meri Jholi Pe Aa Jhool Ja
O Jan e jan
le lo zra
mri jholi pe aa jhul ja aa
Baby I fucK U
Baby I fuck u so more
Baby i fuck U.
in Adult SMS
Tags: Fucking SMS, Sexy SMS
Brazier
Dr:Zor se saans lain Lambi saans or lambi.
Achank awaz ia
“katak”
Dr:lagta hai Aap ki pasli toot gai hai
Girl:kminay nahi mera brazier phat gya hai…….!
in Adult SMS
7up!
7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy
1 Aurat Ne Pocha:
Are You Advertising For Condoms?
Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye
7.UP” ka Add Hy.
very funny jokes in hindi
in Adult SMS
Tags: Condom SMS
Apple Juice
Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy….!!
in Adult SMS
Beizzati
Super Hit Beizzati!
Bv: “Agar Tumhare pas zindgi k 30 min bache hon to kya karoge?
Husband:”of course darling sex kronga”
Bv:”Baqi k 29 minutes kya kro gay?
in Adult SMS
Leg Piece
Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia
Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj sadi v zanani hundi ‘Sanu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi.
Vegetarian
Why are pure Vegetarian Women silent during SEX…..?
They are in state of shock that a Piece of Meat can give so much pleasure….
in Adult SMS
Condoms
Teacher:
Why Love Is Better Than War…?
Student: Because Condoms Are AviLabLe In Cheaper Rates Than Weapons…
in Adult SMS
Tags: Condom SMS
Haath Mein Dena Tha
Girl Salad banate hoe Nokrani se:
1 lamba sa kheera dena
Ouch. . . . Aaahh . . . .Uffff . .
Mar gai.
Ullu ki patthi Haath me dene ko kaha tha
funny best friend quotes
in Adult SMS
Sexy Installation
Boy: Kia may ap ka software dekh sakta hoo? Girl: Ok lekin Pehlay mujhay apna hardware to dikao! Boy: (Dikhatey huway) Girl: oh ap ka processor to Intel P4 hay! Boy: thanks… Ab may isay install kar loo? Girl: Haa magar meri software zara nazuk hay. Apnay hardware ko anti virus cover laga kar aaram say install karo. Lekin time kitna lageyga? Boy: installation to 5 minute may hojayegi lekin folder 9 mahiney me khuley ga.
in Adult SMS
Tags: Sexy SMS
Adult Poem
Hum ne Jurrat jo dikhayi to bora man gyi
Hadd hr ek mitayi to bora man gyi
Khod hi kehti koi talluq na rakho
Dosri bachi phansayi to bora man gyi
Khod hi boli muje chho k mujhe sona krdo
Hum ne chhati jo dabayi to bora man gyi
Hum se kehti thi k pasand lollypop hen
Hum ne lulli jo dikhayi to bora man gyi
Uski lene k liye uski bajane k liye
Hum ne khatya jo bichhayi to bora man gyi
Us ne pocha k kali phool kese banti hey Faraz
Hum ne kr d ch**dayi to bora man gyi
in Adult SMS
Tags: Adult Shayari SMS, Faraz Dirty SMS, Gandi Shayari SMS
Adult Ghazal
Agar men hadd se barh jaon, muje maaf krdena
Tere opar men charh jaon, muje maaf krdena
Yunhi Jhatkey se daal dena tow meri aadat hey
Kabhi esa jo kar jaaon, muje maaf krdena
Raste men tuje dekh k teri lene ki khatir
Tuje ley k ghar jaaon, muje maaf krdena
Tere periods hun or meri khwari barh jaye
Men teri saheli pe charh jao, muje maaf krdena
in Adult SMS
Ladies Milk
Ladies milk ke five ( Advantages )
(1) garm nahin kiya ja sakta.
(2) bile nahin p sakti.
(3) har umar k mard ki pasand.
(4) khubsurat paking main.
(5) eik k sath dosra free….?
Harami Friend
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”
memes in hindi
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Chudai SMS, Sexy SMS
DON
Larki Bachay Sy:
Apni luli Nikalo..
BACHA: OK..
LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..
BACHA:
“DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.
in Dirty SMS
No Balance!
Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai
in Dirty SMS
Tharki
Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,
Kya?
Socho?
Nahi pata?
Un k pyary pyary bary bary
.
.
Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..
in Dirty SMS
Poo!
Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai
nahi pata
wait
poooon.
in Dirty SMS
Lun Ke Sath!
A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.
Dr:”Lun”k sath .
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Condom SMS
Payment Done!
1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”
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